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Kazakhstan Bodybuilder’s Sex-Doll Wife Is ‘Broken’ Right Before Christmas

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Mere weeks after bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko was wedded in unholy matrimony with his beloved sex doll Margo back in November, the odd couple’s relationship is already breaking down – quite literally – as yuletide festivities begin.

The eccentric musclehead from Kazakhstan garnered world headlines last month when he married Margo in front of dozens of guests after “dating” the anthropomorphic rubber sex toy for eight months before finally “proposing” to it in December 2019.

However, Margo has since suffered a breakdown in functions after dealing with what may have been an overly vigorous honeymoon. As a result, poor Yuri may have to figure out alternative plans for the holiday season while his “broken” bride is rehabilitated.

“She is broken — now she is being repaired. She’s in another city,” Tolochko said, according to the Daily Star. “When she recovers, it will be a gift for both of us.”

Fortunately for Yuri, Orthodox Christmas Day doesn’t occur until Jan. 7 in Kazakhstan, giving Mrs. Tolochko plenty of time to recuperate for the holidays. However, she may not be ready for the country’s main winter festival of the New Year.

Credit: Instagram / Yuri Tolochko

The bald, blue-eyed Tolochko – who has described himself as a “sexy maniac” and identifies as pansexual – has been posting images of public displays of affection between himself and Margo on his Instagram for some time.

Yuri claims that he met the sex doll at a nightclub when she was being accosted by some annoying patrons. He later decided to shelter-in-place with the sex doll in March when the coronavirus pandemic swept across the region, ensuring that neither of them would suffer the lockdown while in solitude.

His marriage with the doll became the subject of worldwide bemusement as he was seen dancing with the somewhat stiff sex doll at the ceremony.

“It’s happened. To be continued,” the bodybuilder and actor wrote after putting a ring on it.

Yuri had hoped to marry Margo earlier, but the ceremony faced delays, including after he came under attack at a transgender rights rally in the Kazakh city of Almaty on Oct. 31, when his nose was broken and he suffered a concussion in an attack, the Daily Star reports.

While pansexuality is a concept that describes being attracted to someone regardless of their gender identity or lack thereof, Yuri believes that it can be extended to mean one can fall in love with “a character, an image, a soul, just a person” – or even an inanimate object.

“I like the process of sex itself,” Yuri said. “And gender, sexual orientation are not particularly important here.”

Speaking about his relationship with Margo, Yuri said: “Our story turns me on much more than sex itself. I also love BDSM.”

Credit: Instagram / Yuri Tolochko

“I love being tortured, I can endure a lot of pain,” he continued. “I love to dominate too. Margo is capable of what other people are not capable of.”

Margo also apparently works as a waitress at a local bar, and she enjoys the Georgian dumpling dish, khinkhali.

“She can’t walk by herself; she needs help.” Yuri explained. “Margo doesn’t know how to cook, but she loves Georgian cuisine. Her favourite dish is ‘khinkali’.”

“She swears, but there is a tender soul inside.”

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FBI Seizes Capitol Building LEGO Set From Alleged Rioter’s House

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Many of us know, either from our childhood or even our adulthood, that building and collecting LEGO can be a fun hobby that allows us to tap into our creativity in a relaxing, stress-free way.

But what if someone’s LEGO hobby is something much more nefarious – or even seditious in the eyes of the government?

Such may have been the case when special agents with the FBI confiscated a fully completed LEGO set of the U.S. Capitol Building from the home of Robert Morss, 27, whom they allege participated in the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, according to court documents published by The Smoking Gun.

The large LEGO set is comprised of 1,032 pieces and was released in 2016 and is no longer available for retail. The agents seized the finished set along with other items matching those they believe Morss had in his possession when he allegedly stormed the building – including a neck gaiter, a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag, a military-style satchel, a black tourniquet, and military battle dress uniforms.

The documents also note that he “had three different firearms including a handgun, a shotgun and a rifle” in his possession.

According to LEGO, the United States Capitol Building setfocuses on the structure’s neoclassical style facade, steps and lawns” and is “finished with a decorative ‘US Capitol’ nameplate.” In 2019, the product was “retired” – which has less to do with politics and more to do with the limited availability of the company’s unique product lines.

Morss, who is from Pennsylvania, was arrested last month on a range of federal charges. According to the Department of Justice, his alleged crimesinclude assaulting, resisting or impeding certain officers; obstruction of an official proceeding; civil disorder; and robbery of personal property of the United States.”

An FBI investigator’s affidavit notes that Morss joined rioters in direct confrontations with officers guarding the Lower West Terrace doors of the Capital in “an intense and prolonged clash between rioters and law enforcement.”

Law enforcement officers claim that they also found a notebook in Morss car that had instructions on a “Step by Step to Create Hometown Militia” that included a list of names, equipment, and sections on “ambush,” “battle drills,” and “formations.” The notebook also contained notes that said “bring assault rifle,” “4 magazines,” and “bring kit/body armor.”

However, the court documents do not indicate whether the LEGO set was deployed in tactical drills prior to the botched uprising.

The DOJ says that roughly 465 individuals have been arrested on charges related the events of Jan. 6.

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Neptune, the Roman God of Water, ‘Emerges’ From Waves in Photo During UK Storm

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If we were to believe our eyes, it would seem that the ancient Roman god of water himself made an appearance on the shores of New Haven, England, on a day of especially rough surf.

What appears to be the “face” of Neptune was captured on Tuesday when photographer Jeff Overs of the BBC was taking photos of waves crashing over the harbor wall in the port city.

Of course, one is free to believe that the ferocious deity emanated from the depths of the sea to remind us puny humans of his wrath.

But alas, it was likely a simple example of pareidolia – the phenomenon of seeing faces and figures in otherwise random or ambiguous everyday objects.

The photographer snapped the shot amid high tide and winds exceeding 50 miles per hour (80km/h), namely because of the violent nature of the shore.

“It’s become a popular location for photographers because the sea ‘boils’ in high wind against the sea wall,” Overs explained.

“The waves splash into the high wind and when blown back occasionally make patterns that look like ghoulish faces.”

Overs added that one of the small foreground waves even resembles a hand – albeit a pareidolic one.

“It’s a straight shot and I haven’t manipulated the image at all,” he added.

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Lunar New Deal: GOP Lawmaker Suggests Altering Moon & Earth’s Orbit to Stop Climate Change

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Texas Republican Congressman Louise Gohmert raised the eyebrows of his Congressional colleagues on Tuesday after seemingly suggesting that climate change could be combatted by changing the orbit of the moon, or even altering “Earth’s orbit around the sun.”

Gohmert, who has been decried as the “dumbest member of Congress” for his past absurdly anti-scientific comments regarding the ongoing pandemic and a number of other issues, has been a vocal opponent of progressive legislators’ attempts to put a “Green New Deal” on the government’s agenda.

However, his apparent suggestion of a “Lunar New Deal” to mitigate global warming could take the cake as his most hare-brained idea yet.

The comments came during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on four pending bills while questioning Jennifer Eberlien of the Department of Agriculture’s Forest Service, reports NBC.

“I understand, from what’s been testified to the Forest Service and the B.L.M. [Bureau of Land Management], you want very much to work on the issue of climate change,” the Texas congressman began.

“I was informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they’ve found that the moon’s orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth’s orbit around the sun,” he continued.

“We know there’s been significant solar flare activity,” Gohmert said. “And so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or B.L.M. can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun?”

“Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate,” the lawmaker added.

Responding, Eberlein said with a smile: “I would have to follow up with on you on that one, Mr. Gohmert.” 

“If you figure out there’s a way in the forest service you could make that change, I’d like to know,” Gohmert responded, without any trace of irony.

Longtime critics of the conservative legislator were besides themselves with bewilderment and mockery over the out-of-this-world suggestion.

On the opposite side of the aisle California Democratic Congressman Ted Lieu suggested that perhaps Marvel Comics superheroine Captain Marvel was up to the task.

“She can alter planetary orbits with her superpowers. I’m going to work on a bipartisan resolution asking for her help,” Lieu wrote on Twitter.

According to NASA, the Earth’s climate has changed throughout history for various reasons, including small variations in the planet’s orbit.

However, the agency’s website notes that this doesn’t discount the fact that anthropogenic or human-caused activities are the culprit of the current warming.

“The current warming trend is of particular significance because most of it is extremely likely (greater than 95 percent probability) to be the result of human activity since the mid-20th century and proceeding at a rate that is unprecedented over millennia,” the site says.

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