SEAL Team 6 had gained notoriety for killing Osama Bin Laden just three months prior to the incident.
A group of dolphins protected the swimmer from a shark just in the nick of time.
"What? No waaaaay?" he said when the map responded to his finger.
The extremely rare creature was mostly unknown to scientists until recently.
Video of them playing with it is currently attempting to destroy the internet.
"It was more extreme than anything I’ve seen there," said a photographer witness.
Harvard professor Avi Loeb's team of scientists are now trying to retrieve it.
They wanted it to be enough money to "take the bullhorn away" from Alex Jones forever.