According to city officials, the smoke was the result of a power failure.
Don't worry, you can wear underwear if you want to.
Furries to the rescue!
Some employees have even been hit by the urine, feces, and vomit when attempting to work near the tower.
He asked the court to give him 12 weeks to prepare his weapon for battle with his ex-wife and her attorney.
"Aliens exist, there's no two ways about it."
He has even built a prototype!
"Had we not killed loads of Aboriginals, AND learned their bush management wisdom, we might not have had such a terrible time as now."